Fuck the cloud (2009)

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55 points | by downbad_ 2 hours ago

9 comments

  • h4kunamata 39 minutes ago
    Up to early 2000s, people would go to the internet to have fun, everything was new, it was the mass migration from analog to digital era.

    2020s, people are going offline to have fun.

    Hoemalb is becoming a thing even for people who never had experience with computer, people hosting their own documents, movies, music, backups in case things go bad.

    Even some companies have realised the price of going cloud, some are moving back to on-prem hardware with full control.

    • TacticalCoder 20 minutes ago
      > Homelab is becoming a thing even for people who never had experience with computer, ...

      Oh totally. I got my brother, who lives on the other side of the world and who's not a dev/sysadmin, just a poweruser, to install Proxmox and he's now using GPU passthrough to have VMs run different AI models (in either Linux or Windows) for image generation, experimenting, etc. He's also got a NAS with RAID etc.

      To me a homelab is the 2020's version of having fun with computing: there's something incredibly refreshing in disconnecting my sub-LAN from the Internet and still have music, movies, private pastebin (yup I use this at times between computers for simple stuff I don't want to both scp'ing), private Git repositories, complete backup system (including offline HDDs/SSDs that I rotate into a safe at the bank), etc.

      A movie projector, a dumb one, is another very cool thing: connected to nothing but a HDMI cable (not that HDMI is the best standard ever but it does the job).

      And to be sure I can still code and work without having a nanny holding my hand as if I was a toddler, I regularly have coding sessions where I don't use Claude Code (but I also pay for a subscription: these things aren't mutually exclusive).

      For anyone who wants to have a fun, a used HP Workstation with ECC memory is basically $200 and makes a perfectly fine server at home. Doesn't need to be up 24/7 either: my online service that is up 24/7 is my unbound DNS resolver and I run that one on a Raspberry Pi (for the low power consumption). The rest of my homelab (two Proxmox servers) is basically something I only need when I'm awake/at my desk. So I turn them off at night.

      You never go full cloud.

      • asveikau 13 minutes ago
        It's kind of funny that people are talking about "home labs" as a new thing because I've been running some form of servers on consumer PC hardware in my home since around 1998. For me this was an inseparable part of getting to know Linux and *BSD in that era.

        I just I'm just old though.

  • 440bx 2 hours ago
    As it appears to be hugged to death, archive link: https://archive.ph/qsdc3
  • uriegas 23 minutes ago
    The idea of offshoring computing is good. However, the cloud developed as a centralized computing platform instead of a distributed one. This has created power dynamics that harm customers. The same happened with social media, and has happened to other industries. I think it would be better for customers if there were many small cloud providers and they could easily switch between them. But even migrating from one cloud provider to another is a huge endeavor these days.
  • rhet0rica 1 hour ago
    The title is an erroneous translation of the Japanese original; it is actually: テキストファイル好きで奇妙な帽子をかぶった男が、天気とセックスをするという計画を発表する。
    • dillydogg 50 minutes ago
      Can you more accurately translate this to English for us?
      • cyanmagenta 46 minutes ago
        According to Google Translate: “A man who loves text files and wears a peculiar hat announces a plan to have sex with the weather.”

        Hope this helps.

    • ghc 42 minutes ago
      It took me way too long to get that.
  • downbad_ 2 hours ago
  • josefritzishere 1 hour ago
    Resource Limit Is Reached - Hug of death
  • furyofantares 1 hour ago
    The sequel to Kiss the sky

    Anyway, I love how well GDPR demonstrated this:

    > Insult, berate and make fun of any company that offers you something like a “sharing” site that makes you push stuff in that you can’t make copies out of or which you can’t export stuff out of. They will burble about technology issues. They are fucking lying. They might go off further about business models. They are fucking stupid.

  • markus_zhang 1 hour ago
    I think very soon we will read “Fuck AI”.
    • echelon 1 hour ago
      Neither would be fucked if they were open source.

      Or if they had a ton of viable competition.

      • operatingthetan 37 minutes ago
        Is not most cloud tech based on open-source? Without Linux I feel like we would have seen cloud take off 20 years later than it did.
        • johnsmith1840 26 minutes ago
          Most cloud features are open source tools with special sauce sprinkeled in. But at the same time these companies heavily fund said OS project so I suppose it's not just pure community based work.
  • ajross 28 minutes ago
    Counter-take: this was almost entirely wrong, and the author should be embarassed looking back after 17 years.

    I mean, it was 2009. How much of your personal data from then is still around on non-archival media you still control? Even among the geek set here, the answer is likely to be "almost none of it". At best it's "backed up" on media you haven't validated.

    Or more likely, copied somewhere else to keep it secured. Like... Dropbox or Backblaze or S3 one of those, you guessed it, CLOUD services.

    Likewise, do you still have your email from 2009 online in a useful form? Gmail users, many of them in this very thread, still do.

    • Terr_ 7 minutes ago
      All of mine. Documents, photos, emails, the email address, instant-messaging logs, etc.

      The only exception is stuff that I posted as comments to a major social media website, and I do have a downloaded archive tucked away.

      I predict I will maintain my custom-domain email address longer than if I had used Gmail, given its attrition rate of bannings without support.

    • bee_rider 24 minutes ago
      I have all my music from 2009, shuffled from drive to drive. It out-survived my subscriptions to on-demand music streaming services (I do Pandora for discovery but don’t like the feeling of building an Amazon streaming “library” that will actually vanish when I stop paying).

      I think the drive that held my old home directory might have died, though.