26 comments

  • delichon 1 hour ago
    Some of his planks:

      * Cut your taxes, and raise everyone else’s.
      * Nationalize Adele.  
      * Build at least one affordable house.
      * Hold a referendum on whether Pluto should regain its planet status.
    
    I see the attraction.
    • epistasis 1 hour ago
      Please don't forget one of his longest standing and most important planks:

      * move the hand dryer in the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge to a more sensible location.

      This YouTube video shows just how dire the situation is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbartLXCYZo

      • Y-bar 1 hour ago
        I’m not even from the UK and I know it need to be fixed before the situation gets worse.
        • weego 11 minutes ago
          We spoke earlier to local chancer Elliot Plunge who told us "this is the one thing we did not want to happen"
      • ngruhn 21 minutes ago
        Oh he's left handed? Ma man!
    • marcosdumay 23 minutes ago
      Some of the winner's planks:

        * Pretending that an election should decide the result of a corruption trial.
      
      Yeah, Binface jokes are more attractive to me too.
    • d4ng 1 minute ago
      Do we have any English lawyers here who can comment on whether it may actually be legal to nationalise Adele (the person) under English law?
    • sorokod 0 minutes ago
      Ich bin ein binliner
    • simonw 4 minutes ago
      I've been trying to think of a UK musical act that works as well for "Nationalize Adele" and I've got nothing.
    • dijksterhuis 22 minutes ago
      Some discussion about the manifesto pledges in this interview, which is utter binface gold.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRBh7uGwxmU

      some extras

          * apply nurses pay to MPs
          * bring back ceefax
          * rename london bridge after phoebe waller
    • MrsPeaches 30 minutes ago
      Surely his post popular policy has to be :

      * capping the price of a 99 flake ice cream at 99p

      • dofm 26 minutes ago
        Yes. Unless you're a male resident of Uxbridge of drinking age.
    • tootie 57 minutes ago
      Cap the price of Wigan kebabs at £2
    • vasco 1 hour ago
      Every election should have a funny absurdist person like this absorbing all the blank and null votes to give the other candidates more incentives to convince the electorate.
      • __bb 13 minutes ago
        Back when I was in college, student union elections had a candidate called RON on each vote. RON was Re—Open Nominations. Basically “none of the above”, which would cause a restart of the election for than role if it got the most votes.
      • ameliaquining 1 hour ago
        It's mostly negative polarization driving things these days, so I don't think that idea makes as much sense as it once did.
      • zh3 54 minutes ago
        In this particular case, the main stream parties did not take part (i.e. field candidates) because the current MP (Farage) resigned just to retake his own seat - basically trying to distract from his dodgy dealings with crypto bros and convicted fraudsters.

        I would have voted Count Binface too (as the least absurd candidate).

      • georgemcbay 49 minutes ago
        > Every election should have a funny absurdist person like this absorbing all the blank and null votes to give the other candidates more incentives to convince the electorate.

        We have absurdist clown candidates in America, the difference is they actually win... even after failed attempts at insurrection.

        • marcosdumay 19 minutes ago
          Here in Brazil we once had an actual clown on a representative election, with a slogan that translates to "I literally can't make it worse!" (but was a pun in Portuguese.)

          He was the most voted candidate, and is now a professional politician. He failed to make good on his slogan...

        • dylan604 34 minutes ago
          Don't forget about the California recall that put Arnold in charge. There were pornstars and all sorts absurdist candidates due to the nature of how the recall works. More recently, you had some ex-reality TV personality running for mayor of LA.
        • backtoreddit 36 minutes ago
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          • mcmcmc 32 minutes ago
            If you’re talking about J6, they broke into Congress armed with guns and zip ties and killed a Capitol police officer. They had an effigy of the Vice President strung up on a gallows. A violent raid is not a protest. It’s domestic terrorism.
          • georgemcbay 33 minutes ago
            Still hiding behind an anonymous throwaway account, coward?
          • platevoltage 32 minutes ago
            Check this guy's hard drive.
    • onion2k 42 minutes ago
      You missed the biggest one:

         * Not Nigel Farage
  • tromp 1 hour ago
    > Binface received 26.9% of the vote

    > That's why Count Binface has been able to stand in so many high-profile elections. He has, however, lost his £500 every time, after failing to meet the minimum 5% of votes cast in order for his deposit to be returned.

    It would seem he didn't lose his £500 this time...

    • dofm 41 minutes ago
      And this time he got enough votes that if they were to be signatures in any recall petition if triggered by the standards investigation, Farage will lose his seat and have to fight it again if he wants it.
      • davidhbolton 12 minutes ago
        Here's a prediction. The standards committee won't do a recall. The reason, Farage won this election despite the accusation over the £5 million. Having another byelection would get the same result so it would be a complete waste of public money.
        • dofm 3 minutes ago
          I don't think the committee will be swayed by this stunt at all, especially since Farage has essentially admitted that he started all this to make them look silly.

          And they are highly likely to open another investigation into the Posh George stuff.

        • choult 7 minutes ago
          They don't decide on a recall. They can sanction an MP, such as suspension from the House of Commons.

          Instead, a recall petition - requiring 10% of an MP's constituents to sign to then recall - is automatically triggered when an MP is suspended for 10 or more days.

        • asib 7 minutes ago
          Farage won an election in which no other major party participated.

          The standards committee doesn't make decisions based on what they think is best. They make decisions based on the rules.

    • epistasis 1 hour ago
      What are campaign finance laws like in the UK? Can he crowdsource this to offset his cost? I live in the US and am a citizen, with no connection to the UK, but this hand dryer situation at the Crown & Treaty really needs attention and nobody else is willing to deal with it.
      • figbert 1 hour ago
        Well he's clearly getting funding from somewhere. Look at how his bin has improved over the years!
      • KaiserPro 36 minutes ago
        > Can he crowdsource this to offset his cost

        probably

        but the important thing is that you can't spend that much money (well compared to the USA) for a by-election the maximum you can spend is 180k (if youre a member of a national party the party can spend 54K on your behalf. )

        in terms of crowdfunding the rules are pretty clear: https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/guidance-candidates-a...

        there is quite a high paper trail bar for doing this.

        However if you just want ot get your name on the ballot its £500. if you're just pissing about then thats all it costs.

        • jerf 18 minutes ago
          He's clearly getting his £500's worth even when he was losing it. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
      • traceroute66 1 hour ago
        > What are campaign finance laws like in the UK? Can he crowdsource this to offset his cost?

        Anybody can donate to a political party in the UK so that's how you would do it.

        There's no citizenship/residency requirement AFAIK.

        Here is his official entry on the register: https://search.electoralcommission.org.uk/English/Registrati...

        • robocat 3 minutes ago
          No, anybody can't donate to a political party in the UK:

            Political parties are responsible for checking the source of loans and donations over the value of £500 to ensure they come from permissible sources.
          
            Foreign companies and individuals who are not on the UK electoral register cannot make political donations.
          
          Other countries likely have similar restrictions e.g. New Zealand disallows foreign donations, and the source of larger donations much be recorded (no anonymity above $X). Two digit millions is a significant amount in NZ politics.
        • tialaramex 38 minutes ago
          Well, you linked to his registration entry but that's not donations. In fact he doesn't have any donations so maybe that's why you were confused. If you look for a political entity which does have donations, like Reform, you can see £50M over the years since it was formed (then as the "Brexit Party")

          And it's not true that "anybody" can donate. People can donate if they'd be allowed to vote in the UK, which currently includes people who don't live here and so don't care what happens but that might change to some extent. Non-people such as businesses can donate if they are legitimate UK entities with UK registration or whatever as appropriate (so e.g. a UK business you own for no purpose but to fuck with UK politics wouldn't fly, but if you've got a money-losing Californian Wine Importer that's a fun hobby you can make that loss $5000 bigger by having them them donate $5000 to Reform if you like)

        • graemep 37 minutes ago
          Not quite. The problem is that rich people can find ways around the laws.

          https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/political-registratio...

  • cs702 12 minutes ago
    Reminds me of the Black Mirror episode in which a blue animated bear named Waldo nearly wins a by-election:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Waldo_Moment

    Reality these days sometimes feels as strange as fiction.

  • wood_spirit 1 hour ago
    Britain has a first-past-the-post election system so the candidate with the most votes wins in each constituency.

    As Farage didn’t get an absolute majority last time, and as a majority of voters didn’t even vote last time, I was extrapolating that Count Binface had a real chance. Not just as a protest vote, but a magnet for everyone not supporting Farage as well as everyone wanting a laugh (in a British boaty-mcboatface way).

    Perhaps a serious clean-up-politics neutral candidate would have done better, like Martin Bell - a very well known war correspondent - who stood on an anti corruption ticket against the scandal riddled Conservative Neil Hamilton in Tatton in 1997.

    • gadders 1 minute ago
      Perhaps people in the constituency like Farage and want a Reform government.
    • throw0101d 1 hour ago
      > […] I was extrapolating that Count Binface had a real chance.

      The Stand-up Maths channel just did a video on this, "Can Count Binface win?":

      > "Can Count Binface actually win this election? In a word: yes. In more words: probably not… but we'll get to that later."

      * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zn1pGRgEoo

    • kergonath 15 minutes ago
      Maybe in a real election. Clearly the big parties had no need to get involved in this farce. I think they were right: Farage got publicly humiliated, all for nothing. Surely this has to be the highest score for a novelty candidate. Besides, I don’t think candidates, even from major parties, would really have a chance in the current situation.
    • hdgvhicv 1 hour ago
      All of Farage’s supporters turned out - more votes for him this time than last time.

      They get what they deserve.

      • 8note 59 minutes ago
        > They get what they deserve.

        another expensive byelection. Farage has just wasted public funds to justify taking a big bribe

      • PowerElectronix 1 hour ago
        And all the rest also get what Farage's voters deserve. Such is the power of Democracy.
        • blipvert 56 minutes ago
          Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid

          And if the standards committee sees fit he will be doing it again soon.

        • actionfromafar 1 hour ago
          Such is especially the power of first-past-the-post.
      • Someone1234 1 hour ago
        The Conservative party ran in the last election, they didn't run in this election, so more right wing voters likely moved from Conservative to Farage than he got 110% of his normal core/base.
        • undersuit 38 minutes ago
          I saw a Sankey diagram from exit polls that showed that lots of Conservatives voted for Farage, but some Reform voted for Binface. Can't find it again though because Twitter sucks.
      • pydry 1 hour ago
        Jaywick next door to clacton on sea was the most deprived place in the UK before he came along. He can hardly make it worse.

        From their perspective all this attention is probably better than being ignored even though the attention is for all the wrong reasons.

        After all, what did nameless generic tory #4 ever do for them? what would labour do? Probably nothing much, just like farage.

        • hdgvhicv 53 minutes ago
          You want attention and an mp who cares and delivers then vote for Binface.

          Farage has barely been in Clacton for the last 2 years.

        • dofm 19 minutes ago
          (ETA: I see you edited your post to clarify — I will leave mine because there is significant nuance about the constituency)

          Not really. Clacton itself certainly wasn't; it has its problems for sure but other seaside towns do, and the corner of Clacton that is closest to Brightlingsea is I think fairly well off?

          The constituency also includes Frinton-on-Sea, which is really quite affluent as east coastal towns go and fairly affluent on a national scale — a whole bunch of properties over a million quid, and Walton-on-the-Naze, which is a nice place, a bit more modestly expensive than Clacton.

          The constituency does include a place that is often considered the most deprived place in the UK — the coastal village of Jaywick which is essentially a holiday resort village that collapsed.

          Quite a lot of the people of Jaywick resent the allegation, as it goes. It certainly is more functionally deprived than most places in the UK though, as you have a lot of people living in what were basically beach huts in a holiday park.

          And you can be absolutely certain that Farage does not give a damn about Jaywick. His entire argument, essentially, is that he, being Nigel Farage and occasionally even being Nigel Farage in Clacton, is good for Jaywick because it raises Clacton's profile. Locals evidently do not think he has done a thing, and regeneration would be a council effort anyway.

        • tonyedgecombe 56 minutes ago
          Interestingly these regions have been getting a lot more investment from central government in recent years. It hasn’t appeared to make any difference to people’s voting patterns.
          • pydry 25 minutes ago
            i doubt it would until that investment actually starts creating jobs and a better standard of living.

            jaywick is still the most deprived area of the UK.

    • mytailorisrich 44 minutes ago
      I think people voted Binface in protest but knowing that he would lose.

      Because what if he had won (apart from Farage's utter humiliation, of course)? Would he sit in Parliament in costume? Need to know when to stop so that the joke does not turn into a farce.

      Regarding first-past-the-post, the system plays heavily against Reform UK / Farage, actually. They currently have 5 MPs (well, 4...) with more votes nationally than the Lib Dems who have 71 MPs.

      • tialaramex 22 minutes ago
        I expect he would show up to Westminster, take the pledge and not wear the costume. Maybe they'd make a big thing out of refusing to let him enter with the Bin on and so forth but maybe it's not worth the bother.

        If they did it would be staged, like the modern (and perhaps ancient) slamming of the doors before Black Rod during a State Opening. It's just symbolic, they're going to allow Black Rod in, he did not have an inherent right, as a symbol of the King, to enter, he is knocking to get permission.

      • jandrese 6 minutes ago
        One reporter asked him about the rule that says MPs aren't allowed to cover their face while it is in session and he responded with "Oh, so now the rules matter?"

        The thing that still confuses me about the whole thing is none of the other "real" parties even put a candidate up. If a joke candidate can get over a quarter over the vote then it seems like a real candidate could have had a chance, even though the city was chosen specifically because it was his strongest district in the last election.

        For American voters it is kind of like if someone called Trump on his corruption and he decided to hold a national vote for President claiming that if he won it would prove that Americans don't care about corruption, but held the vote only in Corpus Christi, TX and the Democrats didn't even bother putting up a candidate.

  • bonoboTP 14 minutes ago
    Be careful with joke parties. It may seem fun and may seem like they are obvious "good guys", but you really can't know. It's easy to hide behind irony. In Hungary, we had the Two-Tailed Dog party which essentially turned into the personal enrichment of the couple leading it, and political background deals and embezzlement of state funds. A lot of times, the regular old human affairs poison these joke parties too, as anywhere else, except they may have lots of naive people around them who are even easier to fool and exploit.
    • throwaway27448 11 minutes ago
      The real question: is this behavior any worse than the "super serious" parties? That just sounds like normal behavior.
      • swed420 8 minutes ago
        Exactly. In a corrupt political system that each voter has little or no faith in, how do they signal this to others so that everyone knows they're not alone?

        You can simply not vote, but then you're accused of being lazy, etc and the overall point is lost.

        At least with a joke party, it creates an undeniable spectacle to spark discussion.

  • jerf 1 hour ago
    Really appreciate the pictures showing the evolution of the costume over the years. He's put some real solid work into it.

    Also, Monty Python's own take on the phenomenon, for those who haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVI5ZOT5QEM

  • tolugenius 1 hour ago
    Can someone in the UK explained how the country has fared with multiple PMs since Borris Johnson? My read as an outsider is it would take another brexit exit (a singular, definable political question that can cleanly classified in a binary label) to create a unifier but I also have no idea what that could be (ai, immigration, climate change, etc are too load bearing and multifaceted to see such a clean binary moment).
    • LaurensBER 1 hour ago
      I'm not an UK citizen but as someone who lived in the UK for a while, my assessment would be that the issues that we're seeing in the UK (low trust in the politicians, ineffective of the government to address real issues, economic stagnation, etc) are actually not unique to the UK. We're seeing similar trends in The Netherlands, Germany and the Nordic countries.

      If I had to take a guess, I would say that the western European political systems seems to work well in a homogenous population where you mostly need "alignment" (e.g between companies and labour unions) but seems seems to struggle with major reforms. Too many stakeholders, too many vetos and too many processes.

      To give an concrete example. The Netherlands has a severe housing crisis. Despite being a relatively rich country it's not uncommon for people (sometimes even couples) to live with their parents untill they're well in their 30ies.

      Yet a single guy was able to block the building of almost a hundred houses on the chance that there might be some rare(?) frogs living at the building site. While I'm all for nature conservation, surely the needs of a hundred families should go above the concerns of some hypothetical frogs.

      Everyone agrees that this is crazy, seemingly very little changes.

      • bawolff 15 minutes ago
        > Everyone agrees that this is crazy, seemingly very little changes.

        Well I don't.

        Respectfully, when it appears everyone agrees but nothing happens, usually that means not everyone agrees.

      • jltsiren 22 minutes ago
        The Western European political system mostly depends on the center-right and the center-left working together and making compromises to reduce the support for more radical parties on the other side. During the Cold War, social democrats were addressing the same issues as communists, but their policies were far more palatable to conservatives.

        That approach failed around 2000. When the left was protesting against globalization, social democrats had people like Blair in charge, leaving no moderate options for those opposing globalization. And when the nationalist right started growing a bit later, the center-right similarly rejected them and the issues they raised.

        You could say that the center-right and center-left parties fail, because they are no longer center-right or center-left. Instead, they are divided into ideological and moderate wings. The former want to address the same issues as the more radical parties on the same side, but they are unwilling to collaborate with the other side. The latter are all for collaboration, but they are unwilling to disrupt the status quo.

      • KaiserPro 18 minutes ago
        Dutch politics is very very different from the UK. There is no concept of working together for the country in the UK. its party first, stab your leader and take their spot.

        The issue in the UK is that living standards have been dropping, or perceived to be dropping for the last 15ish years.

        Housing and local community are the bigger issues. most people under 35 who don't own a house now will not be able to. So youre stuck renting. which means shitty houses.

        Your local council has no cash, so the only thing they provide is adult social care and bins. Everything else fun/cohesive/community making has been cut. There are no kids clubs, and because there are so many renters, no real community in a lot of places.

        Job prosepects are not great for 18-25 year olds and there are a record amount not in education employment or training (NEETs) which means they are rightly pissed off and depressed.

        The causes are many, globalisation, cost cutting, and poor industrial policies. (plus a boat load else.)

        The issue with PMs is they come in and promise change, but deliver only sound bites.

        Cameron: stopped spending on the poor, set in chain brexit

        May: delivered "brexit" but couldnt sell it to her party, thus we got a really shit deal (mind you no one wanted to compromise, so we are all guilty on that)

        Boris: corrupt chancer that couldnt give a shit about anything for any length of time. Had a great way to get something devisive in the news papers and nothing else

        Sunak: Tim nice but dim. No experience, charisma, or authority. No real guiding vision for what britian is supposed to be

        Truss: Utterly deranged.

        Starmer: confused having shit opponents with being good. Failed to think about policy until after he got in. Didn't want to make decisions, had no ability to create an argument for anything.

        Burnham: he was a weak performer in the brown years, but that makes him a star performer in this present age. He failed to read the room in the last two leadership election. Was somewhat effective as the mayor of manchester. He might be alright, but he also has fuck all time, money or authority to do much

      • cyberax 1 hour ago
        > To give an concrete example. The Netherlands has a severe housing crisis. Despite being a relatively rich country it's not uncommon for people (sometimes even couples) to live with their parents untill they're well in their 30ies.

        I'm now writing a book provisionally called "How Democracy Got Strangled by Bike Lanes".

        > Everyone agrees that this is crazy, seemingly very little changes.

        People understand instinctively that "just building more" is not working and never will.

        • FeepingCreature 19 minutes ago
          I agree. Which is a problem, considering that it absolutely would work if only they actually did it.
        • fallingbananna 54 minutes ago
          >People understand instinctively that "just building more" is not working and never will.

          Wait. Why? Do they?

          If the problem is the lack of housing. Why wouldn't building more be a solution?

          Or are you refering that the phrase itself is dismissive of existing issues?

        • zaphar 1 hour ago
          It is my understanding that they didn't in fact "Just build more" so how would they know it was or wasn't working?
          • undersuit 30 minutes ago
            They did build more they just didn't build that.
            • zaphar 21 minutes ago
              What did they build more of then?
        • liveoneggs 1 hour ago
          but isn't the story that they did build more?
          • vkou 45 minutes ago
            If you live in a town with eight beds and ten people, and you just 'build more' your way into building another bed...

            You're still going to have someone sleeping under a bridge, but now really smart people will raise their hand, and yell: "See? Building more was stupid, it didn't work."

    • jasoncartwright 1 hour ago
      Brexit divided and continues to cause paralysis. Soft, hard, or no-deal? Simplistic binary vote specified no mechanism, destination, or future relationship. Leave and remain have completely incompatible visions for post-Brexit Britain.

      Along with (IMHO) a polycrisis of far-right immigration agitation, post-COVID stagnation, high energy costs, NHS/social care strain, housing/planning hell, lack of infrastructure investment.

      We're not in a great place and, to your point, there is no clear way out.

      • mytailorisrich 54 minutes ago
        > a polycrisis of far-right immigration agitation

        I think an important issue in the UK political landscape and public is the polarisation that makes people label immigration a "far-right agitation".

        Immigration is a serious and key issue, which impacts everything else, too. As long as the left of centre denies that it is an issue at all (because only "far right" people have a problem with it, apparently) Nigel Farage and the like will only keep increasing their share of the vote. The other aspect of Reform UK's rise is that the Conservatives only paid lip service to the issue so lost the support of many on the right and were destroyed at the last general election (still very visible in the polls).

        Perhaps this, like Brexit before, also highlights another issue in the UK/England, which is that London tends to live in its own bubble.

        • TheOtherHobbes 42 minutes ago
          Xenophobia is a tool of demagogues, not a rational policy.

          So while it's an issue, it's not even in the top ten of of the UK's most important practical issues.

          And the racism it generates - including Brexit, and currently the collapse of income from foreign students, which was a huge earner for the university sector - does huge and lasting harm.

          It's a political shiny penny used for distraction, not a realistic solution to anything. And the people who make careers out of promoting it are provably cynical, corrupt, incompetent, and disinterested in solving real problems.

          • dash2 2 minutes ago
            The problem with this argument is that for essentially my entire lifetime, the UK population has wanted less migration. And what they have got instead is gross migration running at 1 million per year. If they are just fundamentally wrong on this and have been for 50 years, it seems like democracy is a bad idea. Alternatively, if you feel you have to accept democracy, then maybe it would be good to give people what they consistently say they want on this issue.
        • sapphicsnail 25 minutes ago
          Labour pivoted way to the right on immigration and it didn't get them any more votes. There's nothing they can do to get that part of the electorate and it's a waste of time to try to cater to them.
        • JoshTriplett 36 minutes ago
          > Immigration is a serious and key issue, which impacts everything else, too.

          No, other things are serious and key issues, and immigration is the scapegoat that gives people someone to blame for their problems, distracting from actual solutions that don't fit in a one-sentence slogan the way the non-solution "kick out all the Xes" does. This has been an electoral tactic of right-wing populists for a long, long time.

          • karmakurtisaani 15 minutes ago
            It's just amazing how simple people can be when things like economic inequality, lack of affordable healthcare and housing, climate change, social security, public services etc. can all be labeled as leftist (and thus bad) issues, and focus turned just to immigration (which itself is also a complex topic).

            "I'd vote for the left, but they do nothing about the brown people." I wish these people just stayed at home on the voting day.

      • philipallstar 27 minutes ago
        Illegal immigration enforcement is Obama/Blair normal in 2008. It's not far right. You're hyper-left.
    • edent 51 minutes ago
      The UK has no constitutional method to remove a PM.

      The USA does have a constitutional method to remove a President.

      Nevertheless, in living memory all Presidents have survived their impeachments. Whereas (with the exceptions of Major, Brown, and Sunak) all UK Primes Minister have been removed while in office.

      It makes an interesting study in the effectiveness of a written and inflexible constitution.

      • graemep 35 minutes ago
        A PM can be removed by a vote of no confidence.

        https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/votes-of-no-confidence/

      • bmsleight_ 41 minutes ago
        >The UK has no constitutional method to remove a PM. I not sure this is correct, a vote of confidence in Parliament. Will bring down the government. Hence the PM.
        • edent 37 minutes ago
          But that doesn't bring down the PM personally.

          The last VONC to pass was in 1979, and Callaghan continued to lead Labour (albeit to defeat) in the General Election.

          • tialaramex 4 minutes ago
            What do you mean "personally" ? Are you expecting a process to behead the Prime Minister or something ?

            The Government led by that person falls. Parliament can in principle pick a new government, but in practice is likely to trigger a General Election instead and replace all the MPs. Since the Prime Minister is chosen by those MPs, the new one even if it's the same person, clearly does have their confidence, at least for now, right ?

            Anyway, even when the PM survives a confidence vote that's often bad for them, if some of "your" people vote "No confidence" (as must happen for a Majority government) or even if those who've promised Confidence to you (in a Coalition) actually renege, you're done even if you carry the day in the House. This is also true for internal processes. You can, and often Tory PMs do, win a 1922 committee vote and then resign by next week because you'd expected to win by a huge landslide and instead it turns out dozens of people you'd thought were solid have doubts after all.

          • OJFord 17 minutes ago
            Because the PM technically isn't anything but the leader the majority party has chosen for itself, they don't even have to be an MP.

            This is muddied a bit in modern times with press and overseas engagements and higher salaries for PMs than MPs.

      • snowpid 21 minutes ago
        Sorry but today anyone can shit on the USA. Compare the UK to working democracies. Italy has clearly a written constitution and has seen way more Prime Ministers than the UK.
    • mellosouls 55 minutes ago
      Not optimistic.

      Boris actually seemed to be a charismatic leader in the same class as Blair and Thatcher but seems to have been rather morally flawed which ended up bringing about his downfall.

      The other leaders have been uninspriring second raters - Andy Burnham himself is a Gordon Brown B-side fully compromised by PFI but perhaps he's grown via his mayorship.

      Seems now to have some of the common touch of Boris which is positive.

      Britain itself is quite a grey and timid place, challenged by both fear and awe of it's great history and the complex consequences of its impact on the world.

      It's neither the diverse heaven the left would tell you, staggering unfairly under the weight of brexit foisted on an unwitting populace by the big bad press barons, or the front line of the fight against Islam and a liberal-triggered decline into a violent dystopia that our more swivel-eyed compatriots on the right would have you believe.

      However there are some insights to be gained by listening to all those voices about it's current state and potential - but the ensuing noise represents the confusion and disagreement that is holding us back from moving into the light with purpose.

      • dijksterhuis 40 minutes ago
        > Boris actually seemed to be a charismatic leader in the same class as Blair and Thatcher but seems to have been rather morally flawed which ended up bringing about his downfall.

        the charismatic bumbling idiot thing was always pure stagecraft. he deliberately messes up his hair before going in front of cameras.

        • irishcoffee 17 minutes ago
          I have no opinion on the man at all, but rather, what politician doesn't participate in stagecraft?
    • cm2187 1 hour ago
      It's the natural state of the UK political system. The PM has a (figurative) gun on his head constantly, and has to fight and defend his actions in parliament almost every day of the week. Keeps him on his toes and ensures that he gets replaced if things go down.

      The stability of the US presidency comes at a cost. It allowed a senile president to stay in office when it was clear to everyone that he was incapable of assuming his function. Or with the current presidency, it enables a president to renege on pretty much all of his electoral program with impunity. Both would have been replaced 6 months into their term in the UK.

    • mhurron 1 hour ago
      Why do you think changing PM's is a bad thing?

      The PM is selected from the party that has the majority in Parliament (typically the party leader), so if the PM changes without a national vote, it's still a MP from the majority party.

    • 4ndrewl 1 hour ago
      Multiple PMs since Cameron. In fact the last PM to win a GE and see out a whole term was Tony Blair. (Cameron's first term was a coalition - even in the midst of a deeply unpopular PM and a financial crises he failed to win a parliamentary majority).

      The instability means paralysis. No-one believes any policy will last the 5 years+ it needs to be implemented, so very little happens.

    • NoboruWataya 51 minutes ago
      Brexit has been massively divisive, and was the beginning of the train of short-term PMs we've had over the last 10 years. I don't see how another issue like that would (or could) serve as a unifier.

      There are various factors at play, some of which are by no means unique to the UK like the rise of anti-immigrant sentiment. But IMO one aspect which is somewhat UK-specific is the first past the post system, which doesn't really work that well in situations where there are more than two parties seriously challenging for power. Starmer won in a "landslide" when you look at seats gained, but actually a lot of that was due to the right wing vote being split between the Tories and Reform. And on the other side you have left or centre-left parties like the Greens and Lib Dems which are now threatening to split the left wing vote. It's a pretty nonsensical and undemocratic system and I do think it plays a large part in the fact that no government ever seems very safe, even when they get a large surplus of seats in Parliament.

      (I am not a UK citizen but I have lived here for years.)

    • justincormack 1 hour ago
      brexit did not create any kind of unifier...
      • tolugenius 1 hour ago
        more of a political unifier vs social one, I should clarify on that.
        • thom 1 hour ago
          Still unclear what your point was. There was nothing politically unifying about Brexit. Individual politicians weren’t even consistent in their support or opposition to it. The closest we have to a unifier now is centrist and Left politicians degrading themselves in ever more desperate attempts to vilify immigrants and trans people in an attempt to placate the Right (which as yet hasn’t unified anybody, to everyone’s surprise).
          • dofm 30 minutes ago
            It didn't even unify the side that won, considering there were _two_ leave campaigns.
    • wbl 33 minutes ago
      The chaos arguably starts with the Coalition and Cameron, and the Brexit vote and tuition fees reversal.
    • wood_spirit 1 hour ago
      Brexit hardly caused unity. It split the country almost exactly down the middle. And nobody on either side seems happy with the result.
    • TheOtherHobbes 46 minutes ago
      Brexit was not a unifier. Just the opposite.

      The UK's real issue is that it is a corrupt hollowed-out plutocracy run for the benefit of corporations and privileged opportunists, many of whom live abroad. They control the media, they buy politicians, they own much of the land and property market, and key companies and resources, and they set the narrative.

      They have no ethics beyond power and money, and their signature attitude is contempt for voters.

      The result is PR politics where major issues are ignored - climate catastrophe, the dire state of many utilities, lack of investment, lack of national strategy - and the media concentrate on fear-mongering and distractions, including racism (esp. Brexit and Islamophobia), punching down at the weak, and aggressively disproportionate punishment of very mild public dissent.

      A series of comically incompetent and personally grotesque figurehead prime ministers - who can be talked up on installation and trashed when minor release is needed - is just another of the distractions. It simultaneously enrages the population, forces them into apathy (because nothing fundamental can ever change), and reassures the country's owners that money and resources can keep being extracted while the government "can't afford" more spending on healthcare, education, and critical infrastructure.

      If you're thinking "That sounds like the US" - yes, it does, and that's not a coincidence.

    • louthy 1 hour ago
      The UK is fine, honestly.

      The Tory saga was mostly caused by Brexit and poor handling of Covid. Theresa May was ousted by Boris Johnson over Brexit, Johnson was ousted for hosting parties at number 10, whilst Covid lockdowns were in-place, and poor party management (ironically). Liz Truss tanked the UK bond market by thinking she could present an unfunded budget full of tax cuts for the rich, she didn't last as long as a lettuce. Rishi Sunak only had a short time before the next election, so didn't really get a chance to bed in, but he was seen to be grossly out-of-touch.

      Now we're into the Labour saga: Kier Starmer seemed to actually be doing OK, but he didn't tell anybody about it. Then had a number of U-turns that made him look weak to the country and especially his back-benchers. He was a decent technocrat, but it's clear someone like that can't exist in this modern fast-comms world. The online vitriol against him was unbelievably disproportionate to his performance.

      Now we have Andy Burnham, who seems to know how to flood-the-zone (Trump style) without being a bigoted, corrupt, criminal, paedophile. So his communications seem to be carrying a honeymoon period, for now. But the press in the Uk is mostly right-wing biased, so you can expect the attacks to start soon.

      In many ways you could argue all of those prime ministers deserved to go and it actually shows 'The UK' will get rid of you if it's not working. They weren't good enough and our main parties have mechanisms to get rid of you if it's not working out.

      Outside of that, the UK's biggest problem is its debt and the fact we left the EU. Which is tightening the budget and making it difficult for any government to put money into things that are visible to the average voter. This makes governing especially hard right now.

      Oh, and the clear targeted propaganda from hard right-wing organisations, Elon Musk, Russia, and Iran are clearly trying to destabalise the UK on the beloved free-speech platforms of America. It's absolute poison day-in, day-out. And unfortunately, some people fall for it, and end up voting for assets like Nigel Farage. But that isn't real life. Or, at least, the beloved free-speech platforms of America don't represent the the UK in any true form.

      • robbomacrae 1 hour ago
        “Kier Starmer seemed to actually be doing OK” as someone who voted for his Labour I was immediately regretting it when they tried to force Apple to open a backdoor and they are still trying! https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/10/uk-still-trying-backdo...
        • rcxdude 52 minutes ago
          Privacy concerns have pretty broad opposition in the UK, unfortunately.
        • vkou 41 minutes ago
          Your single-issue concerns are valid, but most people view an executive office's performance as a holistic union of their stances on issues.
          • robbomacrae 33 minutes ago
            I’m not a single issue voter but the sheer incompetence of this particular decision is just too damning. It rightly caused friction with our 5 eyes partners. I would expect readers of hackernews to appreciate how dumb and impossible the request was.
            • louthy 0 minutes ago
              > "It rightly caused friction with our 5 eyes partners"

              That is such a weird take. "It rightly caused friction with Privacy International" might be a better position to take ;)

      • 8note 31 minutes ago
        Is the UK actually doing fine? as far as ive read and heard the quality of life has been on the decline since 2014 at least
        • louthy 23 minutes ago
          And what are you reading and listening to? It's the fifth-largest economy on Earth. Considering the ridiculous self-harm incident that was Brexit, that's not exactly a bad position to be in. The rest is governance (and debt payments).

          What happened in 2014? Nothing of note. Quality of Life for most people is how much free cash they have at the end of the month to enjoy life. So, what has reduced the cash in the pocket? Increased property values up to around 2020. They've been steadily reducing since (in real terms). Inflation: post Global Financial Crisis, the UK government was quantative easing, trying to inflate their debts away, which reduces the value of everybody's wage. Then the oil spike because of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. And then there's the debt, which reduces government spending (GFC again and Covid).

          And finally, Brexit, knocking 6% off GDP.

          So, yeah, that's reduced the spare cash for many, which increases the stress for many. But it's also not really a UK problem (other than Brexit, which could have been avoided). I'm sure the decade after the Great Depression was tough for many too. But I'd definitely argue that the UK is not really in a bad position. It's a grown up country, with grown up institutions, life isn't bad in the UK. It only appears bad if you live online.

  • wwarner 11 minutes ago
    I long for the days when voting for outsiders was a fun way to fill out a ballot, back when election outcomes didn’t matter very much because the probable winners were all qualified to hold office.
  • immmmmm 32 minutes ago
    The contributed proposition by the 10 year old kid to make fossil fuel companies pay for solar panels is perhaps the best policy proposal I’ve ever seen.

    The second one is to make water companies CEOs swim in the Thames.

    That is a program.

  • mrhottakes 2 hours ago
    Bumper sticker with a picture of Count Binface: "Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy!"
    • magicalhippo 1 hour ago
      Seems funnier if it was a picture of Farage...
  • choult 1 hour ago
    Amd the winner of the by-election didn't even attended the announcement of the results.
  • TheqO 46 minutes ago
    This isn't as it seems.

    None of the other major parties stood for election in Clacton, which meant that all those tens of thousands of votes cast for the other parties at the 2024 election should have gone to Binface in protest to make Farage fail. And the volunteers who would normally be canvassing for those parties should have strategically been out on the street trying to get votes for BinFace or another.

    But instead the voter turnout remained similar to 2024 levels (around 40% at both elections), which means the voters who turned out were either new voters for Farage, or the voters of the other parties voted strategically for Farage.

    My guess is that the other parties decided Farage is so fatally damaged with the ongoing scandals, that keeping him as Reform Leader is their best bet at maintaining the usual 2-party state (and more so as there is an paused parliamentary investigation into Farage that would resume only if elected).

    It is of note that Reform's popularity and Farage's popularity nationally is on an ongoing decline and if Farage had been voted out, Reform could have either imploded (thereby allowing another right/far right party to replace them by the time of the next election i.e. the Elon Musk backed Restore Britain) or had a change of leadership at Reform UK with Farage stepping down

    There is also the question of whether Farage is controlled opposition acting his part to give artificial hope to the people of change.

    The truth is the 2-party state has existed for years and given the deep-state in the UK predictable control. If that system was broken, then it's a risk of major change to the establishment/british aristocracy.

  • KellyCriterion 48 minutes ago
    I just say this guy is funny!

    While being a sketch-action, there is for sure a lot of preassure in playing this role for month?

  • upupupandaway 1 hour ago
    He has nerves of steel and an iron will.
  • miguelxpn 1 hour ago
    Seems like he was a writer for The Thick of It. Fitting.
  • Razengan 13 minutes ago
    Serious: How long before an AI runs for election?

    What's stopping it?

    Can a human be the "frontend" to skirt around age and citizenship requirements?

  • Glandalf 32 minutes ago
    So Binface lost? What happened to all the Internet energy, likes, shares, and blog and social media posts?

    Maybe Farage was always destined to win.

    • mulderc 20 minutes ago
      Farage was always going to win, but he also ended up losing, as this showed Reform to be weaker than it looked before the election. His vote count was basically the same as the last election with 22,239 yesterday compared to 21,225 in the 2024 election, even though he had no competition from the major parties. Count Binface was able to get 27% of the vote, similar to what the Conservative Party candidate received in 2024.

      Farage wanted a huge mandate from the voters and got at best a tepid response and then he didn't even show up for the vote count and cancelled planned events. This was an embarrassment for him and reform and might mean a very likely future by-election could be much more competitive than it was before all of this.

    • choult 28 minutes ago
      He was, that is solid Reform territory.

      But Farage did not get to control the narrative of the situation ghat _he_ created - instead managed to beat a man with a bin on his head.

      Well done, Nige.

      • Glandalf 23 minutes ago
        BBC’s the State media, run by British Intel. THEY create the narrative, and we know what they think of Farage and Reform.
        • rapind 19 minutes ago
          Wait, so you are saying that Farage did not receive an undisclosed £5 million personal gift from a cryptocurrency billionaire? Or he did, but any reporting on it is obviously the deep state ganging up on him?
        • nephihaha 18 minutes ago
          The BBC has had Nigel Farage on constantly. He is one of the most frequent guests on BBC Questiontime, their flagship political programme for at least fifteen years. He is partly of their creation.
    • rapind 21 minutes ago
      > What happened to all the Internet energy, likes, shares, and blog and social media posts?

      I suspect this is sarcasm? Farage did underperform and Binface did exceed expectations so... I'm not sure whether or not that's due to internet energy or not, but it certainly went well for Binface... and more importantly, increased attention on the crypto corruption.

  • wartywhoa23 46 minutes ago
    So they took the existing clown show called "elections" and cranked it to 11.
  • LoganDark 2 hours ago
    I can't believe people chose the joke candidate over Count Binface!
    • meh2frdf 46 minutes ago
      Best response yet!
  • metalman 1 hour ago
    the pre vote discusions centered on " The Count Binface" getting more than 5% of the votes as bieng a sign of great discontent, 25% + suggests that politics as it is, wont be for long.
    • bevekspldnw 1 hour ago
      The average tenure of leadership in the UK is reliably measured in produce and it’s gotten no better.

      Brexit needs to be reversed already.

      • throw0101d 1 hour ago
        > Brexit needs to be reversed already.

        Support for reversing Brexit / rejoining the EU is a bit mixed:

        > While 55% of Britons say they support the UK rejoining the EU, this falls to just 35% if the UK had to rejoin without its prior opt-outs, with 43% opposed

        * https://yougov.com/en-gb/articles/54925-what-do-britons-thin...

        The UK had a pretty unique setup previously, and I'm not sure if the EU would really go along with it again.

        • owisd 51 minutes ago
          > I'm not sure if the EU would really go along with it again.

          Sounds like Project Fear to me! The EU needs Britain more than Britain needs them! The German car/French wine/etc. industry will beg the European Commission to give Britain all their opt-outs back to secure a rejoin!

          • throw0101d 7 minutes ago
            > 58% of French people and 63% of Germans support the UK rejoining the EU

            > However, 58-61% think the UK should have to participate in all major EU policies if it rejoined, like Schengen and the Euro

            > If it were only willing to rejoin with its old opt-outs, support for the UK rejoining falls to 36% in France and 39% in Germany

            * https://yougov.com/en-gb/articles/55023-ten-years-after-the-...

      • UpsideDownRide 1 hour ago
        Brexit cannot be reversed if people dont get their act together. And that will take a good amount of time and effort.
        • bevekspldnw 39 minutes ago
          In the meantime…meet our next “PM of the month”!
        • nephihaha 21 minutes ago
          I voted Remain, and hoped the EU would get its house in order if the UK stayed in it. Unfortunately neither of these things happened. Both the EU and the UK have become increasingly authoritarian, including on internet matters.
    • NewJazz 1 hour ago
      All of the major parties except for Reform withdrew their candidates in protest of Farage.
      • nephihaha 20 minutes ago
        I think it was a major tactical mistake for them to withdraw. Binface is the only thing which turned it into a proper contest.
      • mcphage 31 minutes ago
        > All of the major parties except for Reform withdrew their candidates in protest of Farage.

        This doesn't make sense. If they wanted to protest Farage, wouldn't they be better off running a serious candidate against him?

        • NewJazz 5 minutes ago
          [delayed]
        • choult 24 minutes ago
          Farage engineered this situation to try to take control of the narrative about the investigation into £5m of undeclared income/gifts.

          They neutered that move by not entering the contest in the first place. And Binface (with support of 32 other candidates) turned it into a humiliating exercise.

  • ThaFresh 59 minutes ago
    would have been awesome if he won
  • scrollaway 1 hour ago
    It’s interesting they would let an alien from outer space run in these elections.

    Especially against count binface.

  • curtisblaine 1 hour ago
    Actually a bad result for Binface: you'd have expected the whole opposition to converge on him (they would have had nothing to lose), but many non-reform didn't vote at all, giving Farage the absolute majority.
    • justin66 1 hour ago
      You're totally right, at this moment he must be seriously reconsidering his career as a politician.
    • TheqO 37 minutes ago
      >but many non-reform didn't vote at all

      Turnout percentage wasn't much different to 2024 elections. So if you say that many non-reform didn't vote, then it means new people of a similar volume did vote.

      Which I think is unlikely, I suspect the other parties strategically wanted to keep Farage in (see my standalone comment )

    • Someone1234 1 hour ago
      In the previous (2024) Clacton election, Conservative + Reform got a combined 74.1% of the vote, with Labour + Liberal Democrats + Greens getting a combined 24.8%.

      Considering Count Binface got 26.93% (i.e. +2.13% Vs. the previous combined), the opposition did in fact converge on him. It just so happen that in Clacton the opposition is tiny, it is a very right wing area - which is why Farage picked it.

      So I'd not consider +2.13% over the previous combined opposition a bad result, quite the opposite. Unless you believe previous Conservative voters would pick Binface over Farage, which to me seems highly unlikely.

      All numbers from:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Clacton_by-election#Resul...

      • nmeofthestate 12 minutes ago
        Some Conservative activists were campaigning for the joke candidate in the constituency. Although none of the parties officially endorsed him obviously, they have all been gushing about him on social media.

        I'm not sure the traditional parties standing aside in favour of a joke candidate, even if none of them stood a chance in this constituency individually, paid off. It probably just pissed off Farage voters hence his increased vote count with a reduced turnout.

        The whole thing was cringeworthy, insulting to the voters, and just played into Farage's hands.

    • louthy 1 hour ago
      > you'd have expected the whole opposition to converge on him

      This is such a ridiculous take. In his last by-election result he got 95 votes, which up until last night's result was this highest he'd ever achieved. So getting nearly 10,000 votes is ridiculously good for a 'novelty' candidate. Your expectations of how every single voter who was for the other parties is instantly not for Nigel Farage doesn't stand up to scrutiny. The Conservative bloc, for example, wouldn't necessarily have skin in this game, whereas liberal and left leaning voters would.

      • wolfi1 1 hour ago
        if I remember correctly in one election as he was still Lord Buckethead he got more votes
        • dofm 32 minutes ago
          More votes in an absolute sense but nowhere near as large as a proportion — he got 24000 votes when he stood for London Mayor but that is a tiny, tiny proportion of the vote — the two leading candidates between them got two million.

          So he has never, until now, kept his deposit. This win was large and it is politically significant.

    • dofm 1 hour ago
      This is an absurd take.
  • woodpanel 1 hour ago
    if a quarter of votes is what Count Binface got as a candidate backed by every other party against Nigel Farage this is not the "success" people hope it looks like. On the contrary Farage got his highest percentage ever.
    • jhonof 1 hour ago
      28% of people voted for an alien trashcan helmet guy over Farage that's insanely embarrassing for him there is no positive way to spin this.
    • TexasMick 56 minutes ago
      It's Clacton, farage chose it for a reason. It's full of retirees and Brexit voters

      It's hard to explain what seaside towns are like if not from the UK but I can tell you that this is the end of farage and reform. He didn't even show up at the vote count because he tried to host a glamping after party that nobody attended. He knows he has a couple of weeks left before he's arrested or resigns again

      And look what happened to Laurence fox, he lost to binface and a party who want to rejoin the EU. It's really the end of the far right in the UK

      • bmsleight_ 34 minutes ago
        >It's Clacton, farage chose it for a reason. It's full of retirees and Brexit voters

        I used to live in that constituency. The 'great' thing about the first past the post system is you get a MP representative of that constituency. I dont like it, but Farage increased the votes he received.

        However, it can be a shrinking island. People laughing at him and Count Binface, may put some of the floating voters across the country off him.

        #Hope

    • 8note 15 minutes ago
      backed by every other party?

      did they endorse and fund him?

      are they running him for the next PM?

    • croes 1 hour ago
      The other main parties boycotted the election.

      So his results should be much higher

    • cherryteastain 1 hour ago
      Other parties did not support Binface
    • vkou 39 minutes ago
      The other parties boycotted the election, because unlike in America, they don't want to normalize letting someone win a legitimate election as a means to avoid serious sanction.

      (Any country in which that sort of thing works is fucking insane.)

      • nephihaha 28 minutes ago
        They did normalise it by not standing.
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  • pipes 1 hour ago
    BBC spin on a Reform win.
    • dofm 1 hour ago
      In what possible context is this a Reform win?

      A win in a fight

      - that Nigel personally picked himself because his own personally dubious way of living and coming into money caused Parliament to investigate him

      - where a novelty candidate won more (a greater share of the vote) than most novelty candidates ever have

      - that Farage fought explicitly (he has said so) to attempt to discredit any legitimate recall election triggered by his standards investigation

      - that has only cost Reform money campaigning for a race he'd already won.

      - that only caused more scrutiny on Posh George, his mother, the money, Tice, on the fact that their crypto-based funding is so shady, banks and the police are investigating it

      - where Farage decided not to turn up to the count, claiming the police had told him not to, which turns out not to be the truth

      - that took effectively took Reform's party leader off the national media stage because of impartiality regulations on reporting

      Farage "won" but he lost. Reform only lost.

      ETA: Count Binface won by more votes than any recall petition would need to force Farage out of his seat and to fight it again. That is a huge deal.

      • ameliaquining 1 hour ago
        The real question is whether his gambit to neutralize the investigation against him actually works. At this point it's too early to say.
        • dofm 50 minutes ago
          OK so:

          - it won't stop the investigation, which has restarted

          - it won't stop the investigation triggering a recall petition if the findings are serious enough

          - the recall petition needs 10% of the electorate to sign it to trigger a recall

          - if it gets ten per cent of the electorate, Farage loses his seat and has to fight another election

          - Count Binface got more than 12% of the electorate to vote for him, many of whom, perhaps the majority, will have voted for him in person (because it's effing hilarious)

          - So if the standards commission finds Farage broke the rules in a way significant enough to trigger a recall petition, it seems likely Farage will lose his seat

          - And then have to fight it again, this time against other candidates

          - There are surely going to be more stories that come out about exactly how Posh George's money reached the party (which is the second investigation that will almost certainly start)

      • pipes 51 minutes ago
        Buried in the 3rd paragraph of the BBC report, is a minor detail, farage won the election.
        • NicuCalcea 37 minutes ago
          Believe it or not, the BBC has published multiple articles about the by-election, and most of them mention Farage's win in the headline.
        • dofm 46 minutes ago
          This is facetious and silly.

          He was always going to win this election. Nobody practically-minded ever thought Binface winning was anything more than technically possible.

          What is your understanding about why the election happened?

    • Laurel1234 1 hour ago
      I'd call it a win for Sinn Fein honestly, given Farage's public support for the IRA.
      • dofm 43 minutes ago
        Hahahaha — doesn't that story just tell you who he is, deep down. A shallow, transactional grifter.
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