We ported the original Doom to SQL

(cedardb.com)

198 points | by Vaslo 1 day ago

19 comments

  • bob1029 2 hours ago
    > I was surprised how easy it is to express pretty complicated game logic in SQL. The game logic is just ~5900 lines of SQL.

    I still think HN is taking major naps on the capabilities of contemporary SQL.

    There are businesses so complicated that maintaining procedural code over the domain is largely infeasible. Implementing business rules in SQL can decompose the problem in ways that allow for a lot more people to interact with it at the same time.

    When I was working in semiconductor manufacturing, we relied very heavily on stored procedures and SQL to operate the factory. Very little operational decision logic existed in code. We had hundreds of users who were inspecting and proposing changes to the same set of procedures. Testing this stuff was trivial because we replicated the prod DB every morning and experimented against live data directly. There was no gap between the information of the business and its logic. Most shops are not ran this way. They treat the database like some CRUD retrieval engine instead of the nexus of both the data and logic.

    When people advocate for spending big piles of money with Microsoft, Oracle and IBM, they are generally going for something like the above. They want literally one system the business operates inside of. Spreading a solution across 10+ vendors and tools when you could do with one is borderline negligence depending on your role in the organization.

    • _heimdall 9 minutes ago
      Its always a very interesting architectural question when deciding at what level(s) the business logic should live. There absolutely are valid reasons for some to go in SQL, though I tend to avoid putting the most complex logic there when its really tricky.

      When it really gets hairy, or when the business logic keeps changing under my feet, I'll try to find constraints I can put in the db as a final backstop while leaving most of the logic somewhere in the application stack.

      I can count on one hand the number of people I've worked with that really know SQL well enough to pick up complex business logic at that layer and work with it easily. I've been mainly in small companies for the last decade, I'm sure at larger orgs there are more data engineers running around that could own it.

    • viraptor 35 minutes ago
      There are very few things I would want to do less than complicated logic in SQL. At least these days we get the alternative of SpacetimeDB functions https://spacetimedb.com/docs/functions But having everything in stringly typed environment with minimal stdlib in things like mssql? Yeah, there's a reason why it's not a popular pattern.
    • ambicapter 21 minutes ago
      > we replicated the prod DB every morning

      You may be storing logic in your database, but most businesses store data in their databases, and the amount of data they store (mostly because they can't tell what's important and what's not) makes copy-pasting their database every morning pretty unrealistic.

    • dmos62 59 minutes ago
      True. The kind of guarantees you can get when staying within the database can often solve whole categories of problems. But, DX of having non-trivial logic inside Postgres is not great either: I feel that I'm making a significant trade-off. I've also seen interesting languages that compile to SQL, would consider those in some cases.
      • Gurio 38 minutes ago
        Makes me think about git-based blob storage
  • soltanov 6 hours ago
    Less lines of code than vanilla C while abusing query planning as a state machine is peak engineering malpractice. I love it.
    • Alive-in-2025 6 hours ago
      Yes, this is fantastic! I'm trying it right now. I look forward to the day when LLM inferencing can be done in a sql query and take less than the age of the earth to do something. This works way better than I would have expected, since, well, it's sql all the way down.

      I noticed the cedardb.com blogpost on the project is slashdotted at the moment, but the game itself plays just fine.

      • worldsavior 2 hours ago
        Off topic, but say you have a program that needs to calculate something but takes a long long time, how to counter hardware failure without needing to calculate everything from the start?
        • tyromaniac 48 minutes ago
          Typically you use redundant computations, which don't have to be done from the start. You could calculate intermediate values and check them before proceeding
      • mrgaro 2 hours ago
        I think you could do that already. Just store your weights in a table...
        • Sharlin 56 minutes ago
          Matrix multiplication is after all nothing but an aggregate sum over a cross join.

          1. Write a query planner that compiles SQL into CUDA kernels

          2. Write a VRAM-resident backend for Postgres

          3. ???

          4. Profit!

      • AgharaShyam 3 hours ago
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  • goosethe 2 hours ago
  • noduerme 5 hours ago
    The game state being a SQL table just kinda triggered a memory of a year of optimization for me. One thing I'm still unsure of being a good decision or a bad one, when I wrote my casino in 2010, was having every remote call update game states on SQL tables that were used as the source of truth. With multiple players you can imagine that there would sometimes be issues. Some of the deadlock problems early on were horrific; scaling was a nightmare. But everything was atomic. No risk of lost data beyond one turn not reaching the server or deadlocking, nothing like a huge nodejs process choking on everyone's calls at the same time, or losing its memory. You always had state.

    Looking back it seems like not a terrible design pattern for multiplayer turn-based games, if you can work out the kinks. Atomicity guarantees at least that there is a consistent state that won't get lost. Doing that read/write loop for an action game? Pure folly, but it's pretty funny to me.

  • TheOtherHobbes 39 minutes ago
    If you squint and ignore the brain damage, SQL is kind of... functional.

    Almost. In a way.

  • pmkary 5 hours ago
    This should be illegal :)))) Wow!
  • emsixteen 5 hours ago
    Meanwhile I'm too inept to get WordPress to load dynamic content faster than molasses.
    • antonvs 1 hour ago
      It's not you, it's WordPress.
  • ralfd 5 hours ago
    I want to point out that they set up an EU and US multiplayer server! Nice touch.
  • teelinger 2 hours ago
    This is the kind of content I want to see on HN! Pure art.
    • peterpanhead 2 hours ago
      Man hackernews really took a deep dive.
  • d--b 5 hours ago
    Nice piece of advertisement. Kind of hard to stand out in the world of SQL dbs. That definitely raised eyebrows.
    • vovavili 3 hours ago
      I was actually just recently looking if there is a self-hostable alternative to a HTAP system like TiDB + TiFlash with a Postgres-compatible syntax, but LLMs didn't really pick up on CedarDB yet. These guys know game.
  • jdw64 3 hours ago
    It's fascinating that it can be applied this way.
  • paul-vernon 11 days ago
    > The game logic is just ~5900 lines of SQL. While this sounds a lot, it’s definitely less than the original C source code which does the same in about 9000 lines!

    Nice

    • paul-vernon 3 hours ago
      Makes me wonder how good a better relational language than SQL might be for general programming.
  • smalltorch 11 days ago
    Thats ridiculous I love it. The visual in the bottom right it a great illustration.
  • webbrainiac 3 hours ago
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  • codedump 1 hour ago
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  • dang 1 day ago
    (This has been posted numerous times but none of them made the front page. I've made a new copy of the earliest one that got comments.)
  • builder_woody 6 hours ago
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  • GuestFAUniverse 2 hours ago
    "Query III Arena", please. /s
    • antonvs 1 hour ago
      This but without the /s