'Der Viener Schlinger': The meat cannon that launched 20k hot dogs

(flatwaterfreepress.org)

32 points | by NaOH 1 day ago

7 comments

  • fridder 1 minute ago
    My alma mater. I do love that improving it was an engineering project
  • 4ggr0 1 hour ago
    i was fully expecting to see black and white pictures of some german soldiers testing a newly built weapon, was surprised to see a football player carrying a hotdog-shaped cannon.

    the broken/fake german did make me suspicious, so i should've seen it coming.

    EDIT: imagine a Schwerer Gustav[0] shooting a huge sausage, that's where my brain was going.

    EDIT2: according to wiki Gustav can shoot 14 rounds per day, so we could deliver 14 of these sausages[1] daily. why? not sure, combating food scarcity without having to actually go there. Sausage as a Service, directly to your front door.

    [0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav [1]https://i0.wp.com/billypenn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/v...

  • xg15 1 hour ago
    > In German, “der” means “the.” “Wiener” means “of Vienna (Austria).” Although the English “to sling” probably traces back to Old Norse’s “slynja,” meaning “to hurl,” the German verb “shlingen” means “to wolf or scarf down,” as in food.

    Yes, as a German, I was appropriately confused and expected some horrific contraption to get better in hot-dog eating contests or something like that.

    But that's nice too.

    • shevy-java 33 minutes ago
      But there is no german verb called "shlingen".

      Does the person who wrote this, speak german?

      I assume "schlingen" was meant, but this sounds more like "etwas herunterschlingen" aka eating quickly; that was mentioned via "scarf down, as in food", but to me it sounds more like a description of the object that is held here, like a sling.

      But why would that be associated with Vienna, anyway? Nothing like that exists in Vienna really. Also I am not sure about that explanation; to sling makes more sense with hurling something in this context. And the thing looks like a huge slinger. Nobody is opening the mouth to eat everything coming out of that thing right?

      • xg15 30 minutes ago
        Well, they didn't mean "schlingen" obviously, so I guess they made up a new word :)

        Vienna is probably because of Wiener Würstchen, i.e. the hot dog sausages.

        • 4ggr0 1 minute ago
          funnily enough the article uses brat, wiener and frankfurter to describe the sausages. i mean you could argue that wiener and frankfurter are the same, but a brat(wurst) clearly is a different type of dog.
    • jareklupinski 38 minutes ago
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  • pezezin 24 minutes ago
    Are you really telling me that the Hot Dog Cannon from Tyrian actually exists? o_O
  • ungreased0675 1 hour ago
    This kind of journalism is refreshing and awesome.
    • randusername 18 minutes ago
      Don't let any news outlet convince you the story of humanity is exclusively one of war, pestilence, exploitation, and ignorance when we also find time to engineer meat cannons and give them silly names
  • ramesh31 59 minutes ago
    >"Since 2018, a Gatling gun version mounted on a prop grill has been shooting out brats at Milwaukee Bucks’ home games at the rate of 24 per 10 seconds; each is enclosed in a foam noodle, which allows condiment packets to accompany the dog."

    America.

    • kakacik 39 minutes ago
      Well yeah some stuff across the pond just gets few eyebrows raised and ...but why? questions asked. Lets agree there are some differences on what is perceived cool
      • mrlonglong 35 minutes ago
        UK's Health and Safety probably would shudder quite a bit at this and say verboten.
  • shevy-java 35 minutes ago
    That name is super-strange.

    "Der Viener Schlinger".

    So ... "Der" is german, we can translate this into "The".

    "Schlinger" is a strange word; there is Schlinge in german, which could be translated as loop, snare or, better, a sling. You can see how similar sling is to Schling or vice versa here. To sling ... may also be herumschlingen, a snake may have a similar movement like that; curvy movement aka not linear or so. Makes sense for a sling that throws stuff about, see the slingshot channel or Tod's Workshop. So far this is a bit strange, but not totally strange.

    But next comes ... "Viener". This is VERY strange. Where does this word originate? My first impression was it was from Vienna, a city; the german name for the city is "Wien", and if you replace the V here with a W, then it would be "Wiener" (which in english would be viennese, but in local wording). So when I first read the three words, I thought this originated from Vienna ... but that makes no sense. It's from the USA. So Viener must mean something else. But then why it is "Schlinger" rather than "slinger" or sling"? And why the name "Der"? I mean that only makes sense for a german word. Now I am very confused.

    I also don't recall any meat cannon as a tradition in central Europe either, so that makes no sense either. Who coined that word here, anyway?

    • orangedog 21 minutes ago
      It's just "The Wiener Slinger" in psuedo-German. The article mentions its origins.